Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...