Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...