12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...