English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...