Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...