Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...