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blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...