Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...