An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...