The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....