Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...