I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...