A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...