Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...