If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Tilt Steering
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What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
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Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
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New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Are you talking to me?
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