Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...