Wipe your butt with a dollar.
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Burned Ears
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Here’s Little Johnny!
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A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
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Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Don’t look down!
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Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
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