How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...