Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...