Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...