The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Arkansas Crazy Law
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Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
spitting in the vase
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What should you give a man who has everything?
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As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Steal little things
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Mouse code!
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Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....