God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...