It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
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Destroy an opponent
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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Daddy is going to war
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A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...