Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...