George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...