Grasshopper than a cricket
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Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
What is a myth?
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Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Wise cooking advice
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Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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IN THE BAG
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