Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Watching Baywatch
10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American men...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...