The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...