What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Why make woman beautiful?
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Bubba and Monica
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A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Two plus two is five
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Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
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The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Drunk while stealing
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