The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...