How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...