What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...