Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...