Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...