mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...