CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.