Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
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Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Flying to Frankfurt
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Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...