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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...