Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...