A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
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Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
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A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...