Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....