Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...