Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...