Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...