Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...