Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!