Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...