What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...