Texan with a new car
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Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
The laws of golf
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Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!