A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...